What does this say about them? Here are some of my hypotheses.
-My friends are too ugly and I don't want them ruining the picture.
-My friends are really good-looking and I don't want them to look better than me.
-I think this facial expression of mine is really cool and I think I look great.
-I have no sense of what constitutes the right size for a photograph and I must butcher it.
-I don't want people to know I have friends.
Here are some examples. To avoid hurting peoples' feelings I am only using pictures of myself or random strangers.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhttiFMfQqyHHo-4eLu9K5c8HomavM8Txr6uv278Xdn1eg3LA-Tiw0tjZ788qs-ylP65bUMNJS4UcAhWzIc5QOm8ruJIw-5awWiXZ8bkr_b5WuA8wGME3FiLePLCjM4QQpJSgJapIneBzM/s320/15862_1174965888405_1055790312_30827486_6974053_n.jpg)
here is a perfectly nice (albeit a little blurry) picture of some nice happy girls. I decide - this is a good picture of me, let me use it for facebook!
But instead of using that version on my facebook...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieDxwCcuyZbUNnbTd7CxzugOfRle_JyoLwQKIkmJ-FLo8oJzcZyIqNabst3IjvGu_Bn2W144jhpqUaLh9Q3GzS4M_8DFhGUDTF4_OvuBCXmAk7QBHPbJDpxVc6A6owFkc7mNhz8FkeJvw/s320/me.jpg)
I will instead use a 10x10000 version of the picture, complete with some random hand sticking out of nowhere. Nothing is centered right, but at least I get to be the main focus point.
The best ones are when it's a picture of you and one other person at a special event.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggLloRHIDPz53WqY49SvqRi1IY3zdbzCNN6EWX7f6VoJA6bffpKuiosjMWMtoeveZe78edzlv5CECOWjGKRLkaeeo92i9gdSHdZhCE6Szx0i7y1ZwWPh8UOwso8Rp4NN7ONNiqyeL0T0A/s320/4890_1143096931697_1055670228_30468297_6108388_n.jpg)
You are my special friend because I came to your graduation and we have a special picture together.
But then when this goes on facebook -
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHhB2HZz3s8-uSRTFhXkB1jfxQRRaJxFKEoASf3qqhLd706GtHfFH_G5OvtHrYz65uGY9ZkdEtyOnvOn1bqYvSwMDmcmwv0gkKDqTzfK6gFrj1l_PFTzcRqCOkd54wapZxXIIgZwj27p0/s320/me2.jpg)
Random hand? - check
Weird picture size? - check
Deciding your friend is not good enough for your profile picture even though you went to their graduation? - check
So yea. Every time I see one of these I just chuckle silently to myself because it's so obvious. Actually I admit, I am also guilty of this. But only once! A cookie if you can figure out which one.
4 comments:
haha, people love to show off their ms paint skills.
LOLS! THIS HILARIOUS
because its so true. i now know what i want to post fo my next prof pic..
AHAHA, I have friends who do that...there's also the terrible editing, such as taking a perfectly color-balanced photo and turning it into a horrible neon mess.
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