Wednesday, October 27, 2010

How You Know You're Getting Old

(Note: these may or may not be things I've personally experienced)

- You feel annoyed when you see other people being young and happy.

- You hate going out at night time because there are always hooligans out causing a ruckus.

- You'd rather stay at home and watch old TV shows on a Friday night than go to a rager.

- You look at teenagers and think that you know so much more than them.

- You start saying things like "When I was young..."

- You feel sleepy after just one beer.

- You feel sleepy around 10pm.

- Your limbs start getting sore and you think they're predicting the weather.

- You start enveloping yourself in oversize sweaters and grandpa cardigans.

This is what happens when you start growing up and having Real Life experiences and understanding the crazy things adults believe in. My parents were so right about my teenage self. Damn it.

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