Early mornings are not good for discussing literature

Me: Wow they're making a movie for "Angels and Demons."
Me: I liked Angels and Demons better than Da Vinci Code.
Stephanie: What was the other book he wrote?
Me: Da Vinci Code?
Stephanie: No, something else...
Me: Something Fortress? Something Point?
Stephanie: No, it was like Angels and Demons...
Me: DA VINCI CODE.
Stephanie: Yea that one.
Me: I SAID THAT TWO MINUTES AGO.

Stephanie: Who's the author again? ....Chris Brown?

Me: This is going on my blog
Me: You're dumb
Stephanie: Noooooooooo

Although Dan Brown is not literature. Fun novels with intricate interesting drawings, perhaps. And a lot of made-up stuff that sounds real.