boys are awesome

*Names have been changed to protect identites

So as I hope you will be able to tell, I am not Cone*. I am nothing like Cone. Cone is a girl, while I am a boy. Cone is cool, while I am pretty much the definition of awesome that you’ll find in the bible. Cone is interesting most of the time, I am interesting all the time. The list could go on and on.

Even though I am not Cone, I thought I should write about something that Cone is interested in. Unfortunately, I never pay attention to her when she is talking so I have no idea what her interests are. Labels to the rescue! On the right bar of this blog,  you’ll find a list of all the labels Cone has used before to tag her posts with. I’ll just assume those are her interests. I said above that I don’t pay attention to Cone, but she talks so much that sometimes I can’t tune everything out. So I’m going to give you my impression of what she thinks about her interests.

Quick note first: I am surprised that there are no labels for ‘Legolas’ and ‘green’.

Books: Cone likes books. Cone likes to read books because it makes her feel smart, unless the book is a textbook, in which case she does not like reading books because occasionally they make her feel dumb.

Boys: As a general rule, Cone thinks boys are dumb. As with any rule, there are a few exceptions. First of all, even though I am a boy, I am not dumb. Secondly, Cone never thinks boys are dumb until they stop talking to her.

Celebrities: Personally, I do not know much about celebrities. I think Cone must like them though. One day, I wish to be a celebrity so Cone will like me too.

Emo: Cone is emo half the time, and thinking about being emo the other half of the time. Even though she talks as if she dislikes emoness, she secretly loves the feeling. Cone is a closet emo.

Fashion: Cone prides herself on being on top of the latest fashion trends. Whenver Cone sees people dressed in simply jeans and a t-shirt, she likes to think to herself about how much better dressed she is. She then gets a big smile on her face because she is happy that she has a superb fashion sense.

Music: Cone likes music. She likes Stars, Eminem, and maybe even Soulja Boy.

Pictures: Cone enjoys taking pictures of good looking, well dressed people. I am one of these people.

Rubik’s Cube: Cone lurvs rubik cubes. She will see to it personally that you get hurt if you spell it rubix cube. Cone likes these cubes because she twists and spins them very fast. Some people might say that she needs better hobbies, and I think these people are right.

These labels all served to give a clearer picture into Cone’s interests. So if you want to be Cone’s friend, all you have to do is… read emo books about celebrities’ fashion while looking at pictures of rubik’s cubes. And most importantly, don’t be a boy because boys are dumb.

This was a guest post by Chubbers. Check out his blog and my corresponding post here